floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

dutchster:

a bunch of kids trying to lure adults into their white van with taxes and briefcases

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

thatsmoderatelyraven:

since when was this

hotter than this